The Art of Animaling: December 2006

Thursday, December 28, 2006

tagged by rabbit~

Layer One: On the outside
Name: eva :: ah liang
Birth Date: 18th august :: 7th june
Current Status: attached to each other
Eye colour: darker brown :: dark brown
Hair colour: brownish, badly damaged by the sun :: black and shiny
Righty or lefty: righty :: righty
Zodiac sign: leo :: gemini


Layer Two: On the inside
Your Heritage: chinese :: chinese
Your Fears: snakes and spiders :: disappointment
Your Weaknesses: laziness, procrastination :: too lembut hati
Your Perfect Pizza: morrocan lamb from slices and seafood supreme from pizza hut :: a lot of cheeseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and seafood


Layer Three: Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow
Your Thoughts First Waking Up: groan...do I have to get up :: sleep again
Your Bedtime: before this, 5.00am. since started work, 11pm :: anytime
Your Most Missed Memory: evening bicycle rides with my granddad :: secondary school days


Layer Four: Your Pick
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi max and vanilla coke :: vanilla coke
McDonald's or Burger King: hungry jack's! coz got bacon burgers hehe :: mcdonald's
Single or Group Dates: uh...single :: single too
Adidas or Nike: chapalang brand please :: nike
Tea or Nestea: both also tea leh...lipton tea :: tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla ice cream, chocolate for everything else :: chocolate
Cappucinno or Coffee: I don't do coffee, unless it's black coffee with lemon from Kim Gary :: both


Layer Five: Do You...
Smoke: no :: no
Curse: eva curse more than ah liang


Layer Six: In the past month
Drank Alcohol: yes :: yes
Gone to the Mall: yes :: yes
Been on Stage: no :: no
Eaten Sushi: yes :: yes
Dyed Your Hair: no :: no


Layer Seven: Have You Ever...
Played A Stripping Game: yes :: never
Changed Who You Were To Fit In: definitely, at some point in my life :: maybe a little


Layer Eight: Age You're Hoping
To Be Married: age is not a matter, depends on maturity :: mid 20’s


Layer Nine: In a Girl/Guy
Best Eye Colour: don't really care :: lol anything
Best Hair Colour: don't really care either :: anything
Short Hair or Long Hair: aiyah, as long as he feels comfy la :: short


Layer Ten: What Were You Doing..
1 Minute Ago: doing this tag lor :: chatting with eva
1 Hour Ago: watching tv, chatting with ah liang :: sleeping
4.5 Hours Ago: cleaning kitchen :: sleeping
1 Month Ago: bumming :: probably in class
1 Year Ago: at home preparing for christmas with family :: no idea


Layer Eleven: Finish The Sentence
I Love: books :: to eat
I Feel: happy and content :: sexy
I Hate: flat leaf parsley :: insects
I Hide: my fats :: under the bed
I Miss: ah liang and my grandma :: roro
I Need: to plan my future :: money


Layer Twelve: Tag 5 People
Lazy to tag, go ahead if you feel like it.

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

idiot box

WHAT LA.

There's nothing to watch on tv. Grrr -_-

Channel 7: They replaced "My Wife & Kids" with some stupid "Kakadu & Beyond" show. ARGH. Give me back that Damon Wayan! *roar*

So I flipped to Channel 10...JUDGE JUDY ZOMFG. I'd rather watch the cicak on the wall. Speaking about cicak, got *cicak story*.

Channel 9: Cricket. BAH~!!!

Channel ABC: *sweat* Bananas In Pajamas *dons the Gary face* =.=

Last channel, SBS. Usually has good international stuff. Our source of artsy, weird, kooky, homosexual stuff...

Sigh. Boring lifestyle programme. *yawn* Herbs and gardening, water your garden, have a cup of tea... *eyes tearing from multiple yawns*

It really is the idiot box. Bah.

***

A very short stupid cicak story~

One wonderful evening, at around 8.00pm right after I had a niceeeeeee looooooong looooooooovely shower...all clean and fresh and zingy (from the toothpaste) I walked into the kitchen to grab a bite, hmm what to eat hmm, what's this ewwww moldy bread, chucks it into the bin, STUPIDDDD cicak clinging to the side of the pantry right beside the dustbin, the fella got a SHOCK when it saw me and *argh* jumped onto my left thigh OMG YOU STUPID CICAK you're supposed to jump AWAYLADAMMIT which made me yelp and start tap dancing in the kitchen *jump jump jump* geroff me arghhhhhhhh.....

It finally did jump off me, ran away to hide behind the stove but ARGHHHHHHH dam geli la! *roarrrrrr* I hope I frightened him enough to give him a heart attack. Grrrr.

***

Countdown: 12 days... *few more days to start hyperventilating, yanking out hair and clawing the walls*

***

Edit: Typical conversation with the bro

Ee-Wah says:

adrian!!!!!

Ee-Wah says:

i need your help!!!!!

You have just sent a Nudge! -spams him with OMGPANDA emoticon-


Ee-Wah says:

helpppppppppppppp

Ee-Wah says:

helpppppppppppppppp

drian says:

?

Ee-Wah says:

helppppppppppppppppppp

drian says:

?

Ee-Wah says:

what's the name of the mamak in ss15

drian says:

what isit??

Ee-Wah says:

shit la what's the name!

Ee-Wah says:

THE NAME OF THE MAMAK!

drian says:

silva

Ee-Wah says:

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Ee-Wah says:

thanks youuuuuuuuuuuuu

Ee-Wah says:

-PANDAKISS emoticon-

drian says:

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

drian says:

jz for this

Ee-Wah says:

haha

Ee-Wah says:

emergency mah


-mumbo jumbo-

Ee-Wah says:

hey what are you gonna wear to my graduation ceremony huh?

drian says:

ummm..

drian says:

need to wear nicce nice??

drian says:

o.o

Ee-Wah says:

yea la

Ee-Wah says:

haha

Ee-Wah says:

not really la, but must be smart casual

Ee-Wah says:

make sure you got proper pants, shirt and tie

Ee-Wah says:

haha

Ee-Wah says:

no need tie if you don't want

drian says:

jeans n singlet

drian says:

?

Ee-Wah says:

rofl

Ee-Wah says:

cannot la


-more mumbo jumbo about jovi, dog fleas and girlfriend-

drian says:

lol

drian says:

yea

drian says:

cant wait to get my drivin license

drian says:

4 months

drian says:

FASTER...

drian says:

if they chg to 21...

drian says:

im gona jump off the usj11 apartnment's highest floor <-- I'm gonna go home and see which one is highest >=D

Ee-Wah says:

hahha

Ee-Wah says:

ROFL

Ee-Wah says:

i'm gonna put this on my blog

drian says:

??

drian says:

put what??

Ee-Wah says:

this conversation


-mumbo jumbo again-

drian says:

strawberry?

drian says:

ya allah!

Ee-Wah says:

ya allah!

Ee-Wah says:

strawberry!


-last bits of mumbo jumbo and adrian dissing my christmas card hmph-

Ee-Wah says:

hehe

Ee-Wah says:

ok chill while i copy and paste this conversation

drian says:

what the...

Monday, December 25, 2006

blessed christmas

My shoddy Christmas card~



Merry Christmas everyone :)

Friday, December 22, 2006

i hate Santa

I'm getting tired of that banner...change it quick bee!

Daniel's gone back to see his parents for Christmas. It's gonna be me alone here. I was dreading spending Christmastime alone, but meh...decided that it'd be a good time to do some reflection stuff. Especially since I've been charging headfirst through life at a pretty rapid speed.

I have a sneaky suspicion that my brain's been trying to avoid some stuff. Like, sitting down and taking a really good look at my life at this point. Something's telling me that it's time to whip out that magnifying glass and inspecting the little nooks and crannies. Hmm, time for some kicking back and good old pondering.

Just as well eh, since it's the new year and new beginnings yadda yadda. Need to do some long overdue sorting out and organising.

So, come Christmas Eve I'll be working. If I was home, I'd be at church, having the usual turkey and potluck lunch with a bunch of people I hardly know. Yeh. Church. With strangers. Not that I don't like church. I like it there, some place that I feel...I was gonna say comfortable, but that's not entirely true.

You see, how we (i.e. family) got into this whole thing was like a huge ass shebang of tragedies, tears, ooh my saviour, songs of praise and hymns, fellowship, bible study, youth camp, God bless you ROWRRRRRRRRRR!!! It was like being hit by a bullet train. Then wham! and whoaaaaa I needed to take a step back and rethink the whole situation.

And since then, I never really got back into the loop. So now I'm hanging on a limbo. Just there, but not quite there. Almost perhaps?
And I'm secretly content with that. Not so secret anymore now.

I'd rather not pretend to BE something I don't believe, thanks very much. So, cut back on all those cajoling and encouraging and seriously, brainwashing. I don't need those stuff.

When the time calls, I'll be there. Doesn't matter if I'm prepared or not. He takes you whatever way you are in whatever shape you come. When the time comes for me to fully embrace it (or not, I don't know), I'll make the decision then.

When it comes to religion and stuff, don't let others preach at you. Hey, it's between yourself and the big guy, ain't it?

My brain is leaking.

Ok, this stems partly from an e-mail from Mom. An opportunity to be an assistant writer for some magazine? Something like that. Maybe it's a way for me to get more involved with church. Make friends at church. But seriously? I have to go halves here. Half the time I feel nice and good and comfy and all that in church cuz of the whole Godly thing and I let myself get swept up in it and sometimes I doubt it but...that's another point. The other half, I feel UNcomfortable because church people...are very judgmental. Ok, I'm not going to elaborate on that last bit lest I harm some feelings.

Then. There's that whole thing on the news yesterday evening. Some parents got annoyed and angry at this school for telling their kids that Santa is not real. And the community was outraged because "santa is the spirit of Christmas how can you say he's not real" blablablabullshit.

Are you missing the real reason for Christmas? Are you missing the REAL SPIRIT of Christmas?

The first Christmas family was in a manger sans Santa, sans presents, sans stuffed turkey with cranberry sauce, sans fucking hohohoMerryChristmasbullshit. It's not about jingle bells, dude.

And it certainly isn't about that obese pasty white man in a red suit. He's not THE big guy.

Get real.




Now I'm going to stop being preachy (hey ho! I'm a hypocrite) and start being happy.

Countdown: 17 days!!!!! *extra wide smile with some bum wiggling* =D

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

bunnies, toast and a chirpy train ride

Tuesday morning, 7.00am on the train.
You know those guys who announce stations on the train?

"Stesyen berikutnya, Setia Jaya. Setia Jaya."

That morning we had the chirpiest and most cheerful announcer:

"Next station is Brunswick Street station. If you're heading to Chinatown, this is (cue gameshow host voice) YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRR station!"

and...

"Brunswick Street, BRRRRRRRRRRRRunswick Street station."

Yea, he put a trill into the R.

Chirpy happy morning people.

***

I found this in a leaflet:

Click for larger picture.

Reminds me of aya bunny and her toast bwead friend.

Then I found this at a new discount store:

Size comparison. Yea, I'm still using a brick phone.

Jumbo playing cards! Myopia friendly...but not so great for card tricks heh.

***

Countdown: 19 days =D
boing boing~

Monday, December 18, 2006

cry cry cry


Goodbye my baby girl. I miss you so so so so so much.


Friday, December 15, 2006

my boyfriend's boyfriends







Cis. Got threesome sumore.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

I fall, I stand, I walk

You speak no evil
I hear no evil
You regret not your history
You appreciate
Without your history
You are not who you are today
Because the history made you
You will create future

Monday, December 11, 2006

E-Commerce Gathering

This is the gathering we had at Old Town Cafe in Cyberjaya.

Me and Shiedan

Shiedan, Warda, and Me

The guys(from left): Andy, Chee Kah, Shiedan, me, Hong Guan, Ah Ming, Eddie

The girls(from left):Warda, Ah Hsu, See Wen, Stephanie, Yin San

Dammit,I'm not good at saying goodbye. I gonna miss you guys. 1 more sem to go! *sniffs*

Thursday, December 07, 2006

why hello december

December already?!?!

Gila babi fast. There's a huuuuuuuuge ass 3-4 storeys high Christmas tree in the city beside the casino and lotsa lotsa lotsa decorations everywhere. Yesterday there were city council buses decorated with christmas stuff and a "Merry Christmas" greeting where the bus number usually sits, going around the city and suburbs. Shucks, must remember to bring out camera next time.

Christmas here is...meh. Got the feeling and stuff but it's the middle of summer! The freaking heat. Some people have asked me whether it snows here in Australia, but I myself was confused since I'm mostly in sunny Queensland. The last Christmas I spent in Sydney was hot, very hot. Soooo, I asked my siao housemate and he cleared things up a bit. It snows in Victoria (Melbourne) and NSW (Sydney) but only at parts that are close to New Zealand and high areas like the Blue Mountain. So if you're in the cities, nah no snowflakes floating around.

Speaking about siao housemate, on Tuesday night he decided to get drunk on some Wild Turkey. I went to bed early, sore from my first day of work at the cafe and woke up to see this:


The siao kia went and steal newspaper from the shop across the road =.= Bebanyak newspaper. He dam kuasa went and manouver a stick (stick named Fluxxor) to grab the papers cuz there was security camera. I had to dig through that to find the remote control. Then he heaved that whole lot back home. All done while drunk. Nutso.

Ooh, I bought new shoes yesterday. Shoessssssssssssss~!


That and a $5 bag. =D
I hate the vein on my foot. >=(

***

Camwhoring with the boyfriend across the miles bwahaha.