The Art of Animaling: some old beef

Sunday, November 12, 2006

some old beef

SiuYook's grandmother passed away last week. Condolences to SiuYook and family.

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Warning: a lot of cursing due to immense anger. Go away if you can't take cursing.

Digging up some old beef that made me hate and lose all respect for French people. Not only are they snobby, they are dirty and disgusting people. If you don't know, this house has two french girls in it and they are horribly dirty. They leave plates, pots and pans stacked up on the kitchen counter and won't wash up immediately. It's okay if you only use one or two dish plates, but there are other people in the house who need to use them too. So Kelly asked her to clean up because they used up all the plates and left none for us to use. She decided that she didn't use as many plates and started throwing temper while doing the dishes, making a loud ruckus in the kitchen. Sheesh. It wouldn't have happened if you washed up immediately after use.

Then she decided to let her brother and his girlfriend sleep overnight in this house. The last time he was here, she asked if we mind and we said no. But hell! You let your brother sleep in the hall? Please lah, if you want to let your guest sleepover, ask him to sleep in your room can? I don't care if your room is too small or you are too fat, as long as you're not in common area, we won't mind. Walau, straight sapu the couch in the hall.

The second time he stayed over, that was the day I had my last and only exam. So the other three non-French people decided to watch tv and have a chat in the common area. Purposely wan lah, we didn't wanna let him sleep in the hall. What if we wanted to watch tv or something? Anyway, it's unnerving to have some strange man sleep on our couch in the hall. Sumore the couch is directly outside my room. Have some decency lah.

So blablabla, he was forced to sleep in his sister's room. We stayed up till late, chatting and drinking, watching tv, laughing etc. Suddenly he started knocking on the door, like telling us to shut up. What the hell? Go die lah. We ignored him and continued chatting. It's fucking rude to reprimand other tenants when you are not even supposed to be here. Later on, he came out of the room and decided to tell us off. Hello? You are not a tenant here so shut up. If you can't sleep, sorry lor. He had the cheek to talk about respect. Respect? Community shit? You drag your luggage in and out of our house, bringing in dirt and staining our carpet then you leave your luggage open in the hall. Excuse me? The last time I left my desk outside, the agent told me to keep it and I lugged it down to the garage. Even the tenants are not supposed to leave personal belongings in common areas, yet you, YOU...a bloody illegal person in this house decides to litter our hall with your shit?!

Mahai, by this time Daniel was ready to punch him, I was about to sock him a piece of my mind and Kelly was shaking with anger. And then, this takes the cake lah. When Daniel said, this is a Friday night, which means most people are staying up late hanging out, he told us to "go to a bar". Fuck you. Fuck you and your fat girlfriend. Fuck you and your disgusting sister. Fuck you. You don't come to someone else's house to tell them to go to a bar if they want to make noise, especially if you are NOT a tenant here. If you want to sleep soundly, fucking dish out some cash for a hotel, jibai. This is not a hotel, this is not a motel, this is not a backpacker's place. This is OUR HOME. We pay the fucking rent, we have a contract with rules, so SHUT THE FUCK UP and cart your sorry ass back to the land of snobs.

When I told him that this is our home, he shook his head and scurried back to the room. Fucking piece of shit (my favourite curse line!), learn some manners! Don't come telling us that your sister is having exams and that we should shut up, because if it's true, SHE should be the one confronting us. Idiot. I was so pissed I wrote an angry letter scolding him and Daniel blu-tacked it to the door. Fucking idiot.

But alas, that was not the end of it. They got up the next morning and decided to get revenge. His sister's room is right next to Kelly's and early in the morning, he smacked the wall. Australian houses are mostly made of wood (thin wood sumore, dam stupid) so it was a LOUD THUMP. Then they started packing and lugging stuff to their car, slamming doors and thumping stuff around, till my window panes shook. Fortunately for me, I sleep like a log so it didn't bother me at all. I'm so used to sleeping with sounds that I fell right back to slumber immediately.

Then came lunch. They blasted their music on the laptop. Kelly was awake, so obviously she heard the noise. Me? I was still asleep, pigging it out on my bed, drenching my pillows with drool. Heh. Kelly got Daniel to turn on his music. He has uber speakers with woofers and his choice of music? Hard rock and metal. It drowned their music out in an instant. Dumbass. Don't try to fight with us okay.

By evening, he was gone, GOOD RIDDANCE.

Dammit. I hate that guy more than the two girls now. Grrr. You tell me...if you tumpang at people's house, WILL YOU COME OUT AND SCOLD THEM?! Utter nonsense. Pure bullshit. And the contract says that you can't entertain guests in the house past 8.30pm and CERTAINLY NO OVERNIGHT guests. We could have reported them to the agent and house owner if we were mean enough. Just be grateful that we didn't.

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Phew. No more beef. They are leaving this house forever on Tuesday. =)

Kelly should be back in Malacca by now. Glad you had a safe journey. You have a good one before coming back here. *hugs*

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Tagged by Rabbit:

The most destructive habit
~ Laziness
The greatest Joy
~ Being comfortable with yourself, accepting your own flaws
The greatest loss
~ Sense of self


The most satisfying work
~ Making a difference to society
The ugliest personality trait
~ Two-faced, backstabbing
The most endangered species
~ Chivalrous men


Our greatest natural resource
~ The land we live in
The greatest "shot in the arm"
~ "You matter to me"
The greatest problem to overcome
~ Stereotypes and racism


The most effective sleeping pill
~ Peace of mind (I agree with Rabbit)
The most crippling failure disease
~ Procrastination
The most powerful force in life
~ Knowing that you can make a difference


The most dangerous pariah
~ Nosy people
The world's most incredible computer
~ The brain
The worst thing to be without
~ Empathy


The deadliest weapon
~ The tongue
The two most power-filled words
~ "I Can"
The greatest asset
~ Confidence


The most worthless emotion
~ Hate
The most beautiful attire
~ SMILE! A genuine smile =)
The most prized possession
~ A balance between modesty and dignity


The most powerful channel of communication
~ Prayer
The most contagious spirit
~ Enthusiasm
The people i want to tag
~ Jules muskelman, Debbie, Bobo, Ching

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Another tag from Rabbit (saja wanna do heh):

10 Firsts--
First Best Friend - Pok Wei Pei
First Screen name - wahwah
First Pet Name - darling bee
First Piercing - earlobes at 13
First Crush - Mr Y in primary school
First CD - some compilation CD from my parents for my birthday
First School - SRK Subang Jaya
First Cries - I can't possibly remember
First Kiss - at 16
First Car - never owned a car

9 Lasts--
Last Time You Smoked - shisha last December
Last Food You Ate - rice with potato pork
Last Car Ride - cab ride from airport in July
Last Movie You Watched - Red Dragon, which was AWESOME
Last Phone Call - Kelly calling from the airport
Last CD You Listened To - Jazz compilation
Last Bubble Bath You Took - sometime when I was a kid, I think
Last Song You Listened To - To Sir With Love on Aussie Idol
Last Words You Said - "you wanna sit here?"

8 Have You Ever--
Dated A Best Friend - no
Been Arrested - no
Been On TV - no
Eaten Sushi - 2 days ago
Cheated On Your B/F or G/F - no
Been On A Blind Date - no
Been Out Of The Country: - yes
Been In Love - definitely

7 Things You Are Wearing--
1 - red strappy top
2 - black shorts
3 - earrings
4 - necklace
5 - contact lenses
6 - bra (running out of things to name)
7 - panty

6 Things You've Done Today--
1 - had a nice long shower and shaved
2 - cleaned the bathroom a bit
3 - took out the trash
4 - watched tv
5 - catch up on blog reading
6 - checked my e-mails

5 Favorite Things (not in any order)--
1 - starburst jelly beans
2 - mcguigan black label
3 - hoop earrings
4 - beautiful shoes
5 - ralph perfume

4 People You Most Trust--
1 - dad
2 - grandma
3 - brother
4 - SiuYook

3 Things You Want To Do Before You Die--
1 - see and experience every inch of Malaysia
2 - improve my driving @_@
3 - save enough to live comfortably

2 Choices--
Vanilla or Chocolate - vanilla ice cream, chocolate for everything else
Hugs or Kisses - both

1 Person You Want To See Right Now--
1 - SiuYook

Tag - Jules again! hehe~ and Styne and Eve.

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Van Helsing is on tv now!

6 Comments:

Blogger iching~ said...

send my condolences to siuyook's family too k? grandma's are important..

2:21 AM 
Blogger Little Miss said...

condolences to him and family...

walau the guy got a lot of guts man

3:05 AM 
Blogger Y4nG said...

sorry to hear... u called me BoBo, lol

9:11 AM 
Blogger Jules said...

eh if i in australia i help u whack them la...hahaha

12:19 PM 
Blogger SiuYook said...

Thanks for caring =D

12:35 PM 
Blogger CharSiu said...

haha yang, i call you bobo since you will bo forever. weird sial.

if only muskelman can whack them, i don't have to be so pissed lol...

yah eve, he has lots of guts for a guy so short and skinny >=(

4:27 PM 

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